the worst day of my life

so this is a story of the worst day of my life. it was actually on the 12th of october. about a week ago. but it all started the day before. so here we go...

now that i'm in mac we had a clubfest a while back and i signed up to all sorts of different things which i thought were interesting. one of these was the DRAGON BOAT TEAM!!!!! i know, eh, mad exciting. so ya on the wednesday of the 11th they had a social night where people went to boston pizza for the all you can eat pizza night. which was only 13 dollars. which is kinda like the same prise as that british all you can eat thing dhiren was talking about, except that its canadian dollars not pound sterling. which reminds me of a funny joke about pounds, dollars, and russian roubles. i think i'll tell it before i go on.

whats the mathematical ratio between pounds, dollars, and roubles?

A pound of roubles equals 1 dollar. (tadun tshch) *drums*

ok so anyway, i'm there meeting new people and someone blurts out, we should all eat 1 pizza to get our money's worth. and of course i'm always one to get my money's worth. and i never back out of an eating challenge and i'm like hell ya. so i eat and eat and keep stuffing myself and by the time i get to the 6th slice i'm not feeling well. but tell myself, only 4 more to go and i grab another one and eat it. by the 7th though i definitely gave up, but then some guy came out of nowhere and was like i'm having my 7th now and i'm gonna catch up to you. and again i couldn't let that happen so i started my 8th to make sure this guy wouldn't come close to my record. however i couldn't finish it and the guy did finish his 8th. so i got left in second place. and then later that night when i slept i musta gotten cold and caught some bug cuz in the morning i felt mad sick. my stomach was killing me and i was hitting my head against the wall for eating so much pizza the day before. the really bad thing about it was that the next day i was supposed to write my chem midterm and with my stomach hearting all day long i couldn't concentrate hard enough to study. eventually i felt better but not after i threw up a couple of times. next 2 days i didn't eat anything, not cuz i didn't want to, but i just wasn't hungry. mad weird shit. basically i went 3 days, cuz i didn't eat on the day i felt sick either, without eating after stuffing myself with almost 8 slices of pizza the night before. so basically, i've learned my lesson, and from now on, i'm not gonna do that again. and you shouldn't either. its kind of like kick the 2 can song by cheminem, except instead of kicking a can of ammonium, its overeating pizza.